Your East Coast-based elite companion and luxury dinner date

Hi, I’m Evelyn,

grad student, RE investor, and animal lover.

While I might be a 5’9” blonde bombshell befitting of a runway or a movie screen, I prefer the one-on-one connection of sitting beside you in the theater. As brainy as I am beautiful, I thrive in areas of stimulation and connection.

Catch me exploring European ruins before a multi-course tasting menu, visiting animal sanctuaries every chance I get, and discussing everything from housing market values to the nature of consciousness in my favorite speakeasy. (As long as we’re playing footsie under the table!)

Endlessly curious and an explorer by nature, I’ve got more than 20 countries and a study abroad under my belt, with innumerable spots on my immediate bucket list (scuba in Mauritius, African safari, or mindfulness retreat in Japan?). I’m PADI-licensed, passport-ready, and always hungry—yes, for food, but also for novelty and priceless life experiences.

Whether we’re eating our way through the East Coast’s hidden and not-so-hidden gems, catching a Comedy Cellar standup set or a Red Sox game, or picnicking after the National Gallery, there’s no shortage of ways for us to connect. Maybe we’ll be dressed, maybe not—but knowing me, I’m more a “bare your soul and other things”-kinda girl.

Based dually on the East Coast and in the Southwest, I tour semi-regularly and always offer FMTYs and curated date packages.

Introduce yourself now and let’s see if we can’t become better acquainted.

Me at a glance:


  • Currently pursuing a graduate degree in the social sciences.

  • Dedicated yogi and plant-based, with a focus on sustainable living and eco-conscious travel. 

  • Animal lover who fosters kittens and dogs regularly.

  • Neurodivergent—sensitive, empathetic, and ambiverted (high-sensation-seeking, but need solitary downtime to recharge).

  • Passionate about philanthropy and effective altruism.

  • Conscientious, intelligent, and elegant—the perfect date to a fundraiser, gala, or formal event.

  • Real estate investor—the 1% rule gets me going.

Oh—did you mean what do I look like?!

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